It's Smash's birthday, folks. So let's all make this the most smashing party around!
Step 1: Get Smash smashed.
Step 2: Play some cliché party music.
Step 3: Place cardboard cutouts of ourselves with pre-recorded messages.
Step 4: Watch as the smashed Smash tries to converse with our cardboard cutouts.
Step 5: Laugh. I said LAUGH, dammit.